Articles written by Amy Mullis
Collaborating on a novel with your spouse is like sharing a piece of bread that only one of you wants toasted. When one is heartbent for modern romance and the other is set to strike out down the stony path toward gothic horror, it seems like the easiest thing to do would be to meet congenially in fantasy or science fiction. But by the time the opening sentence finds its place on the electronic media screen, things are already personal. If redecorating a house together leads down the long and winding road to relationship stress, collaborating on a novel is the short, straight path to dividing your assets.My husband, Damien Spielberg, took a perfectly lovely and sincere story about the relationship between a maiden apprentice and her mentor and turned it from a lively, endearing romance into a Renaissance Wizarding Extravagana complete with recreational lightning bolt action. And he made it a screenplay, to boot.
“If we’re going to be in cahoots on this thing, you’ve got to learn to give a little bit,†he said, striking through an entire page of my rich, descriptive prose with a wide-point permanent marker.
I snatched my beloved pages from his jagged claws. “Cahoots? You make it sound like a bad western. We’re collaborating.â€Â I bit the eraser off my pencil.
“What happened to my colorful description of Abby meeting Bob for the first time?†I asked, wrinkling my brow as I flipped through the pages.
“Here it is,†he said, wiping out another paragraph as he gestured nonchalantly with his Sharpie. “Scene I. Abby meets Bob.â€
“That’s all? The humor of the scene comes from Abby, a modern businesswoman accustomed to a sterile and structured environment, coming to terms with the fact that she is competing for a promotion with a man whom she’s just discovered is a 500 year old member of wizarding royalty who is grandfathered into her company’s pension plan.â€
“I put wizard in the script notes. See here in the margin? Bob wears a pointy hat.â€
“A pointy hat? Bob is not a dunce. Bob is a staff-wielding mage who served in some of the most influential governments in history. He talks to fish!â€
“Calm down. I mentioned the fish. See here in Scene III. There’s a nice bit here in the willows by the pond.â€
“So how do we know he talks to the fish?â€
“Easy. Dialogue.â€
“Dialogue? You mean a conversation? This is coming from the man who told me he was in a wreck two hours after he totaled his new car and the rescue team delivered him to the emergency room? You didn’t call me until the nurse dialed the number for you.â€
“And after they gave me enough painkillers to make me count to ten in three languages and sing the Lumberjack song to a burly intern. But this is different. It’s Bob talking. Not me.â€Â
“That’s a good thing. Otherwise it would be the world’s shortest book.â€
“We’re supposed to be working on this together. Be nice.â€
“I’d rather be the dental hygienist in the tiger cage at Ringling Brothers.â€
“Need references?â€
“Never mind. Tell me more about our wizard’s wonderful world of words.â€
“The only way you can see into the man is to hear him talk.â€
“I’ve got to hear to see? What about my searing description of their awkward encounter in the elevator?â€
“I covered that. In the second scene you see the looks on their faces when she realizes he can read her thoughts and she splashes peanut butter milkshake all over his topcoat, tries to scrape it off with his cane, and accidentally pokes him in the n—.â€
“Stop!â€
“I was going to say nose. When you see that, you can hear their hearts.â€
“Okay, now I have to see to hear.â€Â I turn a page in my narrative version and mark out several paragraphs describing Abby’s clothes. “So how do you come up with all this clever conversation?â€
“I listen to people talk. Then I write it down.â€
Easy enough. “By the way, back at the pond, what are Bob and the catfish discussing?â€
“Whether he should take the job.â€
“What do they decide?â€
“The catfish advises against it.â€
“And why is that?â€
He says that Abby is a bad influence and Bob should leave the company entirely.â€
“I’ve given her a beautiful home, a killer figure, and a sparkling wit. Why doesn’t he like her?â€
He sighed and scratched his head. “She talks too much.â€
BIO:Â Amy Mullis tells the tales of friends, relatives, and self from her home in upstate
Have you ever borrowed a recipe from someone because the very taste knocked the socks off your taste buds, but when you got the recipe home to give it a try, something was missing? Trying to figure out where you went wrong, you head straight to the telephone to give them a call and they say, “Oh, I forget to tell you. I leave out the tarragon and add extra sour cream.â€Â Or they might say, “Double the sugar and add chocolate; that’s the key.â€Â Sometimes you have to tweak a recipe to make it perfect for you.
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That’s the way it works when you craft a story for an anthology. Take an event, add a personal touch and a dab of joy, and you have a tale that will make hearts sing. Or weep. Or thump and turn somersaults. Because even though we may all be very different, we are fundamentally the same. Everyone experiences happy times and sad, the exhilaration of personal victories, and the devastation of loss. To make a personal story appeal to thousands of people, find a story that deals with an event or emotion that is fundamental to life; that is so common to basic humanity that most everyone will experience the same feeling at some point in his or her lifetime. Then tell the story earnestly, make a point, and submit the essay. It’s as simple as that.
When Jenna Glatzer, founder of AbsoluteWrite.com, set out to publish an anthology to benefit victims of Hurricane Katrina, she chose strength as the theme of the book. I didn’t have money to send to the victims of this unexpected and horrible storm, and I especially wanted to contribute to this anthology as my way of extending a hand to these disaster-worn people I would never meet. How, then, to give myself the best chance to be included? I decided that most people who approach the topic of strength would do so from a deep, introspective point of view. I decided to go the opposite route and tackle the topic with humor.  I chose a meaningful time in my life, a time when my father showed me how to face life’s troubles on my own during a period when childish imagination has a way of making waterfalls out of dripping faucets. I told a true story, but a story decorated with the terrifying exaggerations of a child’s mind. In The Wonderful Transformation of the Library Troll, a little girl has to find the courage to march up the library stairs and face the evil librarian in order to return a library book that was dreadfully overdue. Then I tied up the story with the sigh of relief that comes from turning dragons into dragonflies. The point? If a kid can lead the charge up the library steps and tackle the troll she finds inside, you can fight your fiends as well and come out a hero.
Having trouble finding a topic? Everyone has a favorite story. Think back to birthday celebrations, anniversary parties, engagements, divorces, the first day at school, or starting a new job. Changes in life bring stories like flower fields bring butterflies. Did you get married, attend a friend’s wedding, get a new stepparent, go on a trip? How about challenges? If you’ve lost a loved one, a job, or a memento or got a new computer, tried to program a DVD player or given up on how to do anything with your cell phone buy say hello, you’ve got a story. Make a habit of writing down the events in your life as they happen. You’ll be ready with a rose garden full of memories, and when an editor calls for a single bloom you can pick one from your bouquet.
Think back on the stories you tell and retell when you get together with friends over Friday night coffee or with relatives at family reunions. Any story that begins “Remember the time†or “I’ll never forget when†is a potential story to share. These are your highlights, the moments when all of life’s special effects worked together to produce a magic memory. It may be a story that makes your lungs and backbone ache from laughing, or that makes you sniffle and blink away the tears as the words drop one by one into the silence of the listeners, like snowflakes onto a barren field. These are the stories that, carefully and lovingly unfolded like grandmother’s wedding dress being readied for use by a devoted granddaughter, will touch the hearts of everyone who shares the moment.Â
Now you can lean back and congratulate yourself for capturing this beautiful moment on the canvas of a computer screen, right? Of course not. If you do, you’ll miss the most exciting part of the journey. Submit your work. Both Chickensoup.com and CupofComfort.com have story guidelines on the Internet and include lists of story topics currently underway. Anthologies.com also has a Writer’s Wanted section that lists books in the making. If you belong to a writer’s group, either in person or online, you will likely share information about callouts for new anthologies. In most cases it costs nothing to try. So why wait? Stir up your own cup of soup, add a dash of personality, and see your story in print!
BIO:Â Amy Mullis tells the tales of friends, relatives, and self from her home in upstate



